JHOOM BARABAR JHOOM (2007) Produced by : Aditya Chopra Directed by : Shaad Ali Cast : Amitabh Bachchan, Abhishek Bachchan, Preity Zinta, Bobby Deol, Lara Dutta Music Director : Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy Lyricist : Gulzar UK Release Date 15 June 2007

SYNOPSIS

Busy London station. Delayed train from Birmingham. Two strangers waiting for the train... Rikki Thukral (Abhishek Bachchan) born in Bhatinda, living in London; and Alvira Khan (Preity Zinta) more Brit than the Queen herself, however with Lahori blood in her veins. Crowded café. One table to share. Two hours to kill. Perfect setting for the start of a love-story. Hitch? Both Rikki and Alvira are engaged and have come to pick up their fiancés who are coming by the same train.

To kill time, they end up telling each other their “how I met my fiancé” stories. Rikki met his fiancé Anaida (Lara Dutta) at The Ritz (Paris), the same night that Princess Diana and Dodi walked out of the hotel and into the paparazzi. As Rikki says, “When two lovers die, another two are a born”. They dance... they sing... they're in love!

Alvira, a princess by nature discovers her prince at Madame Tussaud’s. When a gigantic wax model of Superman falls from the ceiling, Alvira is a sitting target. But Steve the Prince (Bobby Deol), a lawyer by profession saves her life but steals her heart! They also sing, they also dance and they also fall in love...Stories unfold, time passes, the two strangers start enjoying each other.

That Alvira is a Pakistani Brit and Rikki originally from India... that Rikki is crooked, earthy, and rakish: dabbler in various businesses; that Alvira is prim-n-proper, wannabe blue-blood, stiff upper-lip: Asst. Manager at House of Fraser’s... none of these details matter. They have gotten alarmingly attracted to each other!

Their brief encounter has created a complicated quadrangle... Rikki Thukral and Alvira Khan have gotten themselves and Steve and Anaida into a lovely mess... To get out of it both of them bend over backward, thinking quickly on their feet, dancing around each other’s emotions... After all when you’re playing musical chairs with love, there’s nothing you can do but... Jhoom Barabar Jhoom (Dance Baby Dance)!

REVIEW

'Jhoom Barabar Jhoom' - a whimper after the hype
Review by Subhash K. Jha, (IANS)
Rating: *

Everybody in "Jhoom Baraabar Jhoom" (JBJ), including the director, is an impossible imposter. Abhishek Bachchan poses as a small-town guy in love with a very poised and sexy Pakistani-French mademoiselle from Paris. Preity Zinta poses as a modern-day Cinderella with a very posh British-Indian fiancée. Bobby Deol, a nerd-optician poses as a cyber-Superman. Lara Dutta, god bless her luscious presence, is a tart masquerading as a prima donna.

Director Shaad Ali poses as an auteur with the wickedly audacious sense of humour of a comic-book aficionado. While the audience, not to be left behind, is supposed to pretend that they find the bizarre goings-on hilarious.

But sorry, this is Bunty without bubbly. The joke, if any, is on the creator of this musical travesty where the four main characters behave as though they are so impressed with themselves and their humorous circumstances that they would rather not have the audience along for the joyride, thank you.

Nasir Hussain-meets-Baz Luhrmann in Shaad Ali's weird-and-wacky fun-and-frolic homage to the spirit of backslapping bonhomie. As in "Bunty Aur Babli", (we won't count "Saathiya" part of Ali's oeuvre since it was more Mani Ratnam than Ali), Shaad shows a distinct affinity to old-fashioned masquerades ... You know those potboilers from the 1960s where the hero pasted on a beard and pretended to be the heroine's professor? JBJ sticks the beard on to its characters and lets them run wild in Europe. Alas, what we see is what we regret.

This is 'Moulin Rouge' with too little meat and too much rouge...The love-versus-flirtation masquerade gets lost in too much masti, masquerade and mascara, so that at the end of the chic charade you're left looking at a film that is epic in design (big extravagant song sequences) and cartoon-strip in characterisation and content.

What was Shaad Ali thinking of when he designed this celluloid confectionery?

Did he want to show us how far he could go with his sense of the outlandish? The screenplay and dialogues (Habib Faizal) are terribly un-smart. Each character embraces cockiness like a 'laugh' boat in the simmering but shallow sea of silliness.

"If you don't come back, I'll be screwed," says Lara in her funniest Pak-French accent. "I won't let anyone screw you," retorts Abhishek.

Abhishek gets to smooch both his heroines, one of them under the Eiffel Tower. Sorry, the adolescent kiss under the Eiffel Tower in "Mera Pehla Pehla Pyar" last week seemed much more heart-warming.

JBJ is like a long stand-up joke that goes from bad to worse as the narrative gets longer and longer. Shadows fall on the frisky flamboyance with ominous opulence. Not that there are no genuinely funny and bright moments. But they get drowned in self-congratulation.

Everyone is busy listening to his or her own words flow out in an incessant downpour of absurdity. The characters neither connect with one another nor with the audience even when they talk or sing directly to us.

A large part of the overall design of this in-house joke is occupied by songs and dances. All four protagonists dance the dance of the dunce spiritedly. Bobby surprisingly steals the frame quite often specially in the "Kiss of love" sequence. Here's one actor who is finally getting out of his lazy career.

Abhishek and Preity do "Bunty Aur Babli" 2, replete with a saat phere in front of the Taj Mahal. It was funny between Abhishek and Rani the first time. This time the whole post-interval chunk where Abhishek and Preity imagine themselves transposed from London to Agra is clear evidence of the leisurely lather running out of froth.

Abhishek and Preity, though given the thankless task of making the lines appear funny when they are often not, lend an illusory energy and effervescence to the proceedings. But it's Bobby, with his twin-shaded stud-and-nerd look and Lara with her luscious tart-to-diva makeover who come as the surprise element. Really, what's keeping Lara from superstardom? Maybe wrong choice of films?

In the quest for comedy, Shaad Ali pays homage to old film songs and films as disparate as "Sholay" and ahem ahem "Bunty Aur Babli". But "Namaste London" did it with far more with grace and affection.